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Shizuo Heiwajima Facts.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Shizuo out. It failed miserably.Shizuo Heiwajima Facts. by lavistrikesback
Shizuo's office has no doors, only walls that he punches through.
Shizuo hates violence so much that he will lay the smackdown upon thee. - (by Kaiju-Z *fix'd*)
If you think you're right- If you KNOW you're right- but Shizuo says you're wrong? You're DEAD WRONG. - (Yume-Ikari again!)
Kyoto Animation once tried to make an anime based on a very weakened, female version of Shizuo Heiwajima. It was called The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
Divide Shizuo by zero and you'll get one..... flying fridge. At your face
Shizuo don't have problems with his Internet connection. He IS the Internet.
Once Shizuo threw something so fast, it went back through time and impacted the Yucatan Peninsula 65 million years ago, causing the dinosaurs to go extinct.
Shizuo never paid his taxes. Last time the government dared to tax him, the occupational death rate of tax collectors skyrocketed to 200%.
There's no such thing as
Stripping MeYou may take what you want from me,Stripping Me by WordOfChen
Be it my pride or dignity.
You may throw insults at me,
And burn the shredded pieces of my sanity.
You may belittle me, as much as you want,
If only to make your meager life worth living.
But even if you do all that...
No one will protect you when I pull you into the dark.
No one will try to search for you, as my leather ropes tie you down.
No one will hear your screams as metallic screws drive into your face,
Etching an eternal smile, since you'll never leave this place...
"Now then, my dear sweet James, shall we play our favourite game?"
I'd Rather Be DeadYou're always asking me if I had anything worth dying for.I'd Rather Be Dead by WordOfChen
I'll pose the opposite to you and ask you this:
"Why is it that you find life to be worth living?"
Is it so interesting to go through each day feeling anxious?
To the point that you feel nauseated enough to collapse.
Is it so joyous to spend each night staring at a blank ceiling,
Hearing the clock tick on toward morning,
And yet you lie awake.
Tired, but awake, emotionless, but awake...
Do you truly get up each day, facing it with optimism.
Or do you look at the news and the state of the world,
And genuinely fear for your safety?
Now, if it were me that you had asked my dear,
I'd tell you quite honestly: That I'd rather be dead.
At least I would not have to hear the white lie inside my head.
That tomorrow will bring me a 'better' day...
But of course, you are welcome to believe that.
You've Gone Far EnoughHow many times have you tried, just to put me down,You've Gone Far Enough by WordOfChen
The last time I remember, I was underground.
And even then I rose up, just to challenge the greats.
You might be thinking that your wins are all a part of your fate;
But it's not!
You're a little puppet in the game,
And when you try to take me out, you'll be feeling the strain!
I will be breathing down your neck and it's offense;
No nonsense. I am the Word of Chen, execution commence!
And now you're feeling the pressure, I'll make you suffer;
Your words try to cut me, but you're bleeding your brother!
You don't recognize that I'm the one who paved your way;
And now you're crying, sweating bullets, while you kneel and pray-
I don't find you. You're scared! Your soul is bared,
The only thing that makes us different is the fact that I cared!
But it don't matter now boy! You can laugh and smile,
Because the only thing left is to burn you in a Word of Chen style.
- Chennie, 21st October 2014